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snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

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alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

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sodamnrelatable:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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australian-horror-storry:

friend: hey i’ll be at your house in 5 minutes i hope you’re ready!

me:

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